If you are a pet lover, you would have faced moments in life where you have to select between your human relationships and your pet relationship. Most of the time, your family members or your lover can get mad at you when your love and affection is completely taken by your pet lover. There can be a situation where they ask you to select between your pet and them and if you don’t play the cards wisely at that time, then you would end up not only in losing your pet but also your loved ones too.
However, there are some people who think that it is not right of their human friends to ask such things as selecting between them and pets and one boyfriend who had faced the same situation decided to give his girlfriend the best response ever.
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The owner of the Roanoke Virginia beagle owner decided to post a hilarious craigslist searching ‘any willing home’ for his ‘purebred’ and the best thing was that the advertisement was to rehome the girlfriend and not the pet!
He posted the following advertisement in the “community/pets” section of the website:
“My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her,” he wrote. “She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”
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It seems as if Molly’s dad is speaking about Molly, but readers soon learn that this isn’t the case.
“Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food,” he continues. “Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”
It actually seems like a dog that would be a nightmare to adapt.
“So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend?” he asks. “Come and get her! I and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!”
Rehome… that’s a very nice way of saying dumped! We still are unable to understand how someone could even ask that of another person.
“The dog should not be the one leaving. She’s your child, not just a dog. The trauma you do to that baby is cruel and despicable. Girlfriends come and go but baby’s stay forever,” wrote one person in the comments on Happiest. “I give you six months with the girlfriend what are you going to feel like then about giving up your baby. It shows who will wear the pants in your life. If she can’t accept you and your baby, you need to think twice before you continue a relationship with someone so cruel.”
So, what would you do if your lover asks you to select between the pet and them?